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An Alberta couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Calgary and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email to a wrong person!!

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:


To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 17, 2008


I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!

Currently reading

I am still reading The Hobbit. It is really good and I only have 115 pages left!



What are you all reading?

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That is so sad! I can't believe that happened!

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These are the top 106 books most often marked as "unread" by LibraryThing’s users. As in, they sit on the shelf to make you look smart or well-rounded.

Bold the ones you've read,
underline the ones you read for school,
italicize the ones you started but didn't finish.
add * beside the ones you liked and would (or did) read again or recommend. Even if you read them for school in the first place.



The Aeneid I think I read this in school but 9th grade was long ago.
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
American Gods
Anansi Boys
Angela’s Ashes: A Memoir*
Angels & Demons
Anna Karenina
Atlas Shrugged
Beloved
The Blind Assassin
Brave New World
The Brothers Karamazov
The Canterbury Tales*
The Catcher in the Rye*

Catch-22
A Clockwork Orange
Cloud Atlas
Collapse: how societies choose to fail or succeed
A Confederacy of Dunces
The Confusion
The Corrections
The Count of Monte Cristo*
Crime and Punishment
Cryptonomicon
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
David Copperfield
Don Quixote
Dracula
Dubliners
Dune
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
Emma
Foucault’s Pendulum
The Fountainhead
Frankenstein*
Freakonomics: a rogue economist explores the hidden side of everything* I love this book
The God of Small Things
The Grapes of Wrath
Gravity’s Rainbow
Great Expectations
Gulliver’s Travels
Guns, Germs, and Steel: the fates of human societies
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
The Historian: a novel
The Hobbit* (I'm reading this right now!!!!)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Iliad
In Cold Blood: a true account of a multiple murder and its consequences
The Inferno
Jane Eyre********* (this is my all time favorite book!!!!)
Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
The Kite Runner (can we say overrated?)
Les Misérables
Life of Pi: a novel
Lolita
Love in the Time of Cholera
Madame Bovary
Mansfield Park
Memoirs of a Geisha*
Middlemarch
Middlesex
Mrs. Dalloway
The Mists of Avalon
Moby Dick
The Name of the Rose
Neverwhere
1984
Northanger Abbey
The Odyssey
Oliver Twist
The Once and Future King
One Hundred Years of Solitude
On the Road
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Oryx and Crake
A People’s History of the United States: 1492-present
Persuasion
The Picture of Dorian Gray
The Poisonwood Bible
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Pride and Prejudice*
The Prince
Quicksilver
Reading Lolita in Tehran
The Satanic Verses
The Scarlet Letter
Sense and Sensibility
A Short History of Nearly Everything
The Silmarillion
Slaughterhouse-five
The Sound and the Fury
A Tale of Two Cities
Tess of the D’Urbervilles
The Time Traveler’s Wife (can we say overrated again?)
To the Lighthouse
Treasure Island
The Three Musketeers
Ulysses
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Vanity Fair
War and Peace
Watership Down
White Teeth
Wicked : the life and times of the wicked witch of the West (that was a terrible read!!!)
Wuthering Heights
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

YAY!

HAPPY MAY DAY!!!!!






16 more days until I'm married!!!!

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The Hobbit

For those of you that are fans of The Hobbit who should be cast in the movie and who should they play?

E.T. phone homeeeeeeeeeeeee

I am getting this phone right after my wedding and I cannot decide which color to get and am bored so do this poll! LOL!

http://www.degadget.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/palm_centro_smartphone.jpg

Poll #1180298 Phone Color

What color should I get this phone in?

red
4(17.4%)
black
7(30.4%)
pink
12(52.2%)

Books read in April

Books Read in April
14. Ten Big Ones-Janet Evanovich (Grade B+)
15. Club Dead-Charlaine Harris(Grade B+)
16. Dead to the World-Charlaine Harris (Grade A)




Best surprise/Most recommendable: Dead to the World by Charlaine Harris was quite the interesting read. This series is turning in another direction and I really like it.

Worst read of the month: I really like the Stephanie Plum series. However Ten Big Ones was just an ok read.




**I am currently reading The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien. What are you reading?

Apr. 28th, 2008

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2002 - Glenn Quinn, Irish actor. I cannot believe that he died on my birthday!!!!

Book meme

Taken from edith_jones

1. Find the nearest book.
2. Turn to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences in your journal.
5. Invite your friends to do the same.


The following is a three-sentence excerpt from The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien.
"And after that he had to go get ready for a fresh start.
This time he was allowed to climb on an eagle's back and cling between his wings. The air rushed over him and he shut his eyes."


What did you get?

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Book #16

Book #16
Book Title: Dead to the World
Author: Charlaine Harris
Category: fiction; mystery
# of pages: 291
My rating of the book, F- [worst] to A [best].: A
Short description/summary of the book: (taken from amazon.com):It continues the story of psychic waitress Sookie Stackhouse, who has fallen out with her undead lover, Bill. Bill has no sooner departed for Peru, than Sookie finds the head vampire, Eric, running naked and terrified through the rural night. She helps Eric, and discovers his memory has been destroyed by a coven of unscrupulous, astonishingly powerful witches, newly arrived in her small Louisiana town, and offering a huge reward for Eric. Sookie tries to hide Eric, but her brother sees him--and immediately disappears. And Sookie finds herself caught in a war among witches, vampires, and werewolves.

My Thoughts: I really liked this book because Eric is by far my favorite of all of the characters in the series and I found the whole memory loss aspect to be quite interesting. The other plot about Sookie's brother just added more greatness to the series. I don't think that I can recommend this series of books enough. Also am I the only one who cannot stand Bill?

Books read this year: 16/50. I'm 32% done!!!


Next read(s): I think I am going to start reading The Hobbit tonight.

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LOLastic wedding photographs

http://divinecaroline.com/article/22267/37887



These are hilarious! I hope that we have some funny pictures mixed in at our wedding.

Current reads

What book are you currently reading?

Writer's Block: More, More, More

What would you like to do more of?


Right now I'd like to shop and read more.

Book #15

Book #15
Book Title: Club Dead
Author: Charlaine Harris
Category: fiction; mystery
# of pages: 292
My rating of the book, F- [worst] to A [best].: B+
Short description/summary of the book: (taken from amazon.com):Sookie Stackhouse is having man trouble. Her vampire boyfriend, Bill, has been distant and inattentive lately. Then he announces that he is going on a business trip, which clearly is more than it seems. After a werewolf tries to abduct Sookie at work, Bill's boss, Eric, tells her that Bill fell under the sway of his--Bill's, that is--ex, a sexy vamp named Lorena, and has been kidnapped. Eric wants Sookie's help in getting Bill back, and despite her hurt over Bill's betrayal, Sookie agrees to go to Jackson, Mississippi, to find her wayward lover. Eric has persuaded Alcide, a dashing werewolf, to get Sookie access to Josephine's, aka Club Dead, the local hangout of Jackson's supernatural element. In between dodging kidnappers, the advances of amorous Eric, and her growing feelings for Alcide, Sookie has to find out who kidnapped Bill and figure out a way to rescue him. With some droll touches--Elvis, now a vampire, is Sookie's faithful guard --Club Dead is ideal for readers who like their vampire fiction light, humorous, and fast-paced.

My Thoughts: This book was pretty good. I really like Alcide and am hoping to see more of him as the rest of the series progresses. I can say right now that I am not a fan of Bill especially after this book. I am ready to see what happens to all of the characters in the books that follow.

Books read this year: 15/50. I'm 30% done!!!


Next read(s): I think I am going to read the next book in the Sookie Stackhouse series.

X-posted to my book community, book_stuff and a whole lot of other places!

Traveling

Where is one place in the US that everyone should go to before they die?




What about outside the US?

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A twister! A twister!

No srsly. There is a Tornado Watch here for another hour and a half. How fun is that?

Dogs and Cats

DOG DIARY

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

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What book are you all currently reading?



I am reading Club Dead by Charlaine Harris. This is an interesting series about vampires.

Book #14

Book #14
Book Title: Ten Big Ones
Author: Janet Evanovich
Category: fiction; thriller
# of pages: 319
My rating of the book, F- [worst] to A [best].: B+
Short description/summary of the book: (taken from amazon.com):Stephanie Plum, girl bounty hunter, the terror of Trenton, the bane of her boyfriend Joe Morelli's existence, and the delight of her crazy grandma's heart, is in the wrong place at the wrong time--as usual. Just happening to be indulging her nachos jones at a local deli when it's robbed by the notorious Red Devils, Plum is the eye witness who could put the gang leader, known as the Junkman, behind bars... if he just lets her live long enough. Looking for a place to hide out from the killer until the cops catch up with him, Stephanie sneaks into her fellow bounty hunter Ranger's apartment without telling Morelli, who's not overly fond of him. All the usual suspects in this long-running series are along for a wilder than ever ride, including Lula the gun-toting ex-hooker, Grandma Mazur, Stephanie's pregnant sister Valerie and her fiancé, as well as a host of minor characters who bring Trenton's seedier environs to life. Ten Big Ones is another madcap caper by a writer whose fans will doubtless catapult this easy beach read to the top of the bestseller list.

My Thoughts: This book was pretty funny. However to me the plot seemed a bit simple to predict. However this series is really funny and the characters are great.

Books read this year: 14/50. I'm 27% done!!!


Next read(s): I am about to start Club Dead by Charlaine Harris

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Wedding dances

To my soon to be married or married friends out in LJLand I have questions.



What song are you using as your father/daughter dance?


What about for the groom/mother dance?






I haven't got a clue as to what song I should play for either of these and I have less than a month and a half to decide!

Book goal

The following are books that I own and that I want to read this year. If you would give your opinions on these reads that would be great.

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If you have any other book recommendations let me know!

TV meme

Taken from thetinydemon

1. Bold the shows you've watched every episode of
2. Italic the shows you've seen at least one episode of
3. Post your answers


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Sweet Old Lady

All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question.

All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:



'I outlived the bitches.'

I think I may have posted this before

This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company
Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets
rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors'
choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.


Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years
and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core
or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa
dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach
in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your
revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough
to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell
you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16
in my pants.

Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from
the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is
starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces
violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body
will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call
'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?

As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen
quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers
monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the
bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood
swings, crying, jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize
it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend
Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into
a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's
Anatomy was written by a bunch of drunken chimps, Crazy!

The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just
crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the
reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so
painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I
opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing,
were these words:
'Have a Happy Period.'

Are you freaking kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny
middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing
happiness is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned
above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James?
FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak girl, there will never be
anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on
Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't
march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a
sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.

For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you just have to slap a
moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say
something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer', 'Don't
Kill Him' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking
on us?

Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective
immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have
chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will
certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your
brand of condescending bullsh*t. And that's a promise I will keep.
Always.

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David Cook Hospitalized

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23917440/


That isn't good! I wonder what happened to him?

A-Z book list updated

A:

B: Be the Pack Leader by Cesar Millan
Because I'm Worth It by Cecily von Ziegesar

C: Confessions of a Shopaholic by Sophie Kinsella

D:

E:

F:

G:

H: Hot Six by Janet Evanovich
Hard Eight by Janet Evanovich

I: I Like it Like That by Cecily von Ziegesar

J: Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton

K:

L:Living Dead in Dallas by Charlaine Harris
Life Strategies by Phillip C. McGraw

M:

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P:

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R:

S: Subtle Knife,The by Philip Pullman
So, Now You Know by Harry Bright and Harlan Briscoe
Seven Up by Janet Evanovich

T: To the Nines by Janet Evanovich

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April 1st

Happy April Fool's Day to those who participate in it!

Books read in March

Books Read in March
11. To the Nines-Janet Evanovich (Grade B)
12. Confessions of a Shopaholic-Sophie Kinsella (Grade A+)
13. Life Strategies-Phillip C. McGraw (Grade B+)




Best surprise/Most recommendable: Confessions of a Shopaholic. This was such a cute and fun read. I cannot wait to read the rest of this series!

Worst read of the month: I really like the Stephanie Plum series. However To the Nines was just an ok read.




I am still reading Ten Big Ones by Janet Evanovich. Next I am going to read the rest of the Sookie Stackhouse series.

Vanna

The icon I have is of my dog. We know that her mother is a Beagle mix. What other breed or breeds do you think she is made up of?




We think she may be part Pit Bull. She looks just like this dog.
http://bulldogbreeds.com/dog/display_photo.jsp?pic=/americanpitbullterrier/large/american_pit_bull_terrier_575035.jpg

In case you missed it

HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!!!
Has anyone read The Purpose Driven Life? I am currently reading it and it says to read it with other people. If you have this book you should read it now!

Book #13

Book #13
Book Title: Life Strategies
Author: Phillip C. McGraw
Category: self help; nonfiction
# of pages: 332
My rating of the book, F- [worst] to A [best].: B+
Short description/summary of the book: (taken from amazon.com):Some people spend their lives reacting to what life hands them, while others craft life to fit their goals. Author Phillip C. McGraw, who is a psychologist but describes himself as a strategist, is determined to make sure that his readers are the creators of their lives, not created by their lives. By accepting that you are personally accountable for every element of your life, McGraw says, you can erase the negative "epidemic behaviors" (found in all of American society: denial, false assumptions, inertia, deceptive masking) in your life and reach your goals.
Written in a tough-love, sometimes cantankerous tone, this self-help book is not for those looking to explore their inner child or visualize away negative energy. No, this is pull-yourself-up-by-the- bootstraps advice from someone who's done just that. McGraw opens with a scene describing how he helped Oprah Winfrey survive--and win--the 1998 "Mad Cow" lawsuit in Texas, when she was having difficulty coping with the reality of what was happening to her. He helped her face the facts about the lawsuit, after which she was better able to participate in crafting a strategy to win it.

McGraw first forces you to take a good hard look at who you are by dissecting your personality. It may be painful to realize that you fall into the "Porcupine" or "Perfecto" or any of the other personality types McGraw delineates, but here it's true that there's no gain without pain, because (Life Law No. 4) "You Can't Change What You Don't Acknowledge." He then describes in depth all 10 "Life Laws"--the rules by which the world plays--that he learned the hard way. Laws such as "You Either Get It, or You Don't," "Life Is Managed; It Is Not Cured," and "You Have to Name It to Claim It" make up the bulk of the book and McGraw's realist philosophy.

If you learn and abide by the Life Laws and go on to create a Life Strategy, McGraw claims you will not only know yourself better and eliminate negative behaviors, you will also know how to reach any goal you set for yourself.


My Thoughts: This was a very informative read that really has some great points on how to get the best out of life. The Life Lessons and Strategies were great points that everyone could learn from. However Dr. Phil seemed to be quite repetitive and there were times that it seemed to get dull. Overall it was an interesting read that I recommend to others that want a little more out of their lives.

Books read this year: 13/50. I'm 26% done!!!


Next read(s): I started Sweethearts for a Lifetime by Wayne A. Mack and Carol Mack.

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Mar. 21st, 2008

They shouldn't have another kid because Jon and Kate Plus Nine doesn't rhyme.

Strike

For some reason this strike makes me want to post more.

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Wedding cake time!

We all went to the cake tasting tonight and this is the cake that it is going to be modeled after

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We are making some modifications to it. The background of the cake is going to be ivory. Where the pink vines are they will be green and the actual flowers are going to be purple. The ribbon around the cake is going to be purple as well. On top of the cake we are putting ivory calla lillies with purple and green incorporated into them.

We are probably going to do two layers of white amaretto cake and one layer of chocolate cake. We are having a fake bottom layer hahaha!

I think it is going to be one awesome cake!

The Easter Bunny

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.





He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,

he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves,

hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,

and repeats this again and again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,

"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says..



(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)


(OK, here it is)


It says,


"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."

Current read

I know that Dr. Phil is not love and that he has done some not good things. However I really think that Life Strategies has some great points and I really do like this book so far. I am on a self improvement and motivational book kick.



What are you all reading now?

Mar. 17th, 2008

Hey, did you know your poll is friends only?

Acting with James Franco

The Worst Woman Driver EVER

Writer's Block: Meaningful Words

What is your favorite quote? And why?



"If it ain't broke don't fix it." I think it can apply to many things and it is so true!

Drinking

Who else is drinking tonight?



What else are you all doing this weekend?



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Ok I can't get into The Princess Bride so I am going to attempt to read Velocity by Dean Koontz. I hope that this is a better read!
Ok American Idol is really bad this week with the exception of one performance so far. The song choices are really not right and it's kind of sad.

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